Weddings · Retirements · Birthdays · Eulogies

Your speech, in your words —
written in minutes.

Tell us your stories. We'll turn them into a warm, funny, perfectly-timed speech you'll be proud to stand up and give. Built on your details, never generic.

Start my speech$19 one-time · 3 rewrites included · no subscription

How it works

1

Share your stories

Five minutes of questions: who it's for, how you know them, the memories that matter, and the tone you want.

2

Watch it get written

We shape your material into a speech with a strong opening, a real story, and a toast that lands.

3

Polish it with rewrites

Ask for changes in plain English — funnier, shorter, more about the couple — up to 3 times. Then print and practise.

What you'll get

An example excerpt in the style we write — built from one story about a 1am breakdown and a tow rope.

When people ask me what Marcus is like, I tell them about the night my car broke down two hundred miles from home. I called him at one in the morning. He didn't ask why. He just said, "Send me your location," and four hours later he pulled up with coffee and a tow rope he had no idea how to use.

That's Marcus. He shows up. And the first time I saw him with Priya, I realised he'd finally found someone who shows up for him too.

Speeches for every role

Best manMaid of honorFather of the brideMother of the brideGroomWedding toastRetirementEulogy

One speech, one simple price

$19

One-time payment. No account, no subscription.

  • A complete, personalised speech in about a minute
  • Your choice of tone and length (2–7 minutes)
  • 3 rewrites with your own instructions
  • Copy, download or print-ready format
  • Delivery tips for the big moment
Write my speech

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Questions

How does it work?

Answer a few questions about you, the person (or couple) you're speaking about, and the stories you want to tell. After checkout, your speech is written in front of you in about a minute.

Will it sound like me?

It's built entirely on your stories, names and details — we never invent anecdotes. You choose the tone and length, and you get 3 rewrites to tune it ("make it funnier", "shorten the opening", "add a line about her dad").

How long will my speech be?

You choose: short (about 2–3 minutes), standard (3–5 minutes) or long (5–7 minutes).

Can I edit it myself?

Of course. Copy it, download it or print it, and change anything you like. It's yours.

How do I get back to my speech later?

Your speech lives at a private link that you're taken to right after paying. Bookmark it — it stays available for six months, and this device remembers it too. Lost it? Email us with the address you paid with.

Do you charge sales tax or VAT?

Any tax due where you live is calculated at checkout and handled by our payment partner, Stripe, who also emails you a receipt and invoice.

Is my information private?

Your answers are used only to write your speech. We don't sell your data or use it for advertising. See our privacy policy.

What if something goes wrong?

Email [email protected] and we'll make it right.